Seven types of sex?

Recent research shows that there are, in fact, seven kinds of sex:

1. Smurf Sex: This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
   
   
2. Kitchen Sex: This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
   
   
3. Bedroom Sex: This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
   
   
4. Hallway Sex: This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."
   
   
5. Religious Sex: This means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
   
   
6. Courtroom Sex: This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone
   
   
7. Social Security Sex: You get a little each month. But not enough to live on.